03 June 2010

Plan B

A bit of dialog that describes recent events entirely too well:

Me: (rolling keg through hallway, about to use powerful backside to open door)
Lab Director: (rushing toward door) Here I'll get it!
Me: Thanks.
LD: Is that for the ice cream social tomorrow?
Me: No...
LD: OH! Right! There's a BBQ tonight. Lately it's like this is all I see you do.
Me: (sarcastically, obviously) Yeah, party all the time, man.
LD: You're not going to quit science to become a party planner, are you?
Me: The thought has crossed my mind.

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