Aspiring to greatness

On Friday night at the VFW, things got a little undignified. The Karaoke DJ decided to clarify for anyone who didn't already know that the ringleader of the undignified behavior was a faculty member. The way he said it was classic. He said, pointing to the distinguished professor, "This, my friends, is a man with letters after his name!" One day they're going to say that about me.