Here's a get rich quick scheme for Dorian: Start a self-help seminar entitled "How to act in public: the art of interacting appropriately with strangers." Subject matter should include but is in no way limited to the following:
- Day 1 Wild screaming children--knowing the symptoms and making it stop
- Day 2 Payment--why no one wants to touch your money if it's wet
- Day 3 That sounds like a personal problem--how to avoid over sharing
- Day 4 Quiz: In 500 words or less, what's wrong with this statement..."Is your manager a man or a woman? (said in a rather derogatory tone)." Responses will be read aloud to the group. Constructive feedback will be encouraged.
- Day 5 Field Trip--going into public to parctice our new skills
5 comments:
The first stop on this seminar tour has to be Lafayette, these morons need all the help they can get
Amanda be nice.
I will not
we should have another day added on that teaches people how to pee in public bathrooms without spraying the seat and the surrounding floor...i don't mind hovering, but i get it in the damn toilet...come on people
Hell yeah, Jen! Though we may need an entirely separate seminar for bathroom behavior...I'm putting you in charge.
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