12 May 2005

7 DAYS! 7 DAYS!

Today I actually had to ask a customer to please not touch me. This is getting downright comical.

Here's a get rich quick scheme for Dorian: Start a self-help seminar entitled "How to act in public: the art of interacting appropriately with strangers." Subject matter should include but is in no way limited to the following:
  • Day 1 Wild screaming children--knowing the symptoms and making it stop
  • Day 2 Payment--why no one wants to touch your money if it's wet
  • Day 3 That sounds like a personal problem--how to avoid over sharing
  • Day 4 Quiz: In 500 words or less, what's wrong with this statement..."Is your manager a man or a woman? (said in a rather derogatory tone)." Responses will be read aloud to the group. Constructive feedback will be encouraged.
  • Day 5 Field Trip--going into public to parctice our new skills
It might take a little while to catch on, but in the end, Dorian would get rich and good manners would break out accross the country.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The first stop on this seminar tour has to be Lafayette, these morons need all the help they can get

Anonymous said...

Amanda be nice.

Anonymous said...

I will not

Anonymous said...

we should have another day added on that teaches people how to pee in public bathrooms without spraying the seat and the surrounding floor...i don't mind hovering, but i get it in the damn toilet...come on people

Maggie said...

Hell yeah, Jen! Though we may need an entirely separate seminar for bathroom behavior...I'm putting you in charge.