Where's My Lollipop?!?

Apparently the University of Maryland is concerned that I am going to spread the measles all around school, and my old vaccination records were not sufficient documentation to calm their fears. I'm not sure about their reasoning since I won't actually be on campus, and I'm pretty sure you can't spread measles through video conferencing (and I don't HAVE the measles!). Anyways...the point was that I had to go get vaccinated. The whole thing was quite painless except that they did not offer me a lollipop! I was so distraught that I took myself to the dive shop. Guess I'm going diving this weekend.